The Chevy SS (Super Sitter)

Kinja'd!!! "bwp240" (bwp240)
04/13/2015 at 17:07 • Filed to: Save an SS today

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(read in Sarah McLachlan's voice for full effect)

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Every day, SS's sits at car dealers waiting to be taken home by a loving car nut. Many people look, pet, and try to hold them only to get chased off by security. However, the outcomes are the same. They come, they look, but it remains... sitting... waiting... hoping not to be deported to California to be purchased by a spoiled teenager's parents and end up as the next fashion in tree gift wrap.

They sit with fresh import stickers proudly on display, their brakes rusty, hoping one day they can be used for a track day, or Wal-Mart runs.

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They sit watching many of their friends being taken away to new homes and the prospects of many roads to explore. It is time to stop neglecting and give this poor car a new home...

If you can donate only $45,000, you too can save an SS today.

(You can stop your Sarah McLachlan impersonation now, you sound like an idiot).

*I found this SS at the same dealer as the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It is a new 2014 SS that has been sitting here for about a year. I probably should have asked to test drive it after I finished with Ford ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ). I kind of wonder how desperate they are to sell it?


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > bwp240
04/13/2015 at 17:10

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*enthusiasts ask for VXR8 in america*

*GM delivers*

*no one buys it*


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > bwp240
04/13/2015 at 17:11

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:(

The dealer by me just got a new black SS in place of the silver one that was sitting in front of the front doors for the longest time. I hope it doesn't end up like this one.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > bwp240
04/13/2015 at 17:12

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I'm seriously hoping they don't sell at this point. Make them super cheap and make the dealers really want to get rid of them.

Maybe I can score one for <$30k in the future.


Kinja'd!!! bwp240 > TheHondaBro
04/13/2015 at 17:17

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Your missing one key point...

*enthusiasts ask for VXR8 in america*

*GM delivers*

*GM fills new VXR8 with undesired luxury features making the price too high*

*no one buys it*

FTFY


Kinja'd!!! Milky > TheHondaBro
04/13/2015 at 17:19

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*enthusiasts ask for RWD performance sedan in america*

*GM delivers Malibu / 5 old Pontiac G8*

*no one buys it*

Just looked it up and chevy sold 2386 SS' last year, Dodge has over 9000 hellcat orders …. the market for fast American big cars doesn't like "subtle" looks.


Kinja'd!!! computiNATEor > bwp240
04/16/2015 at 13:09

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Jeez. There's nothing sadder than seeing this.